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So, it looks like Israel is invading itself. Hope no beautiful chested jewish girls or the vise versa of Palestinians(better known as “dog people” to Arabs) get wasted.

What a bitch and what a silly bit of nonsense. Still, it is obviously a proving ground for what happens in a conflit between a decentralized guerrilla force and a high tech US sponsored military. So far it has been pretty predictable with satellite/whatever guided missiles killing way more people than randomly shot off bullshit that essentially ammounts to high tech pipe bombs. We’ll eventually see how it all works out. We’ll see what the IDF learned from Lebanon 2 and a half years ago. Also, how much money is America going to have to spend on this additional proxy war. And, in case you are wondering, America isn’t saying shit, because like everything else Israel does, we are probably footing the bill for this bullshit too. Hello Weimar Republic, you’re just months/years away. I should buy a wheelbarrow while my horrible paychek means more than less than bullshit.

God bless Jesus and God bless America.

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so, a quote:

METZGER (morbidly curious): What would it please you gentlemen to have me do?
DETECTIVE: If you was to grab a way from one of us, and if it was to go off, and if a bullet was to hit young Mr. Nazi Shitface there, I wouldn’t blame you. But it would be a hard mess for us to clean up afterwards. A mess like that can go on and on.

-Deadeye Dick, randomly turned to

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ve are nihilists, lebwoski! ve beleaf in nafing!

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Prop 8 is total garbage.

It is against the American Constitution.

If you want to make a change to that constitution, then start an amendment and we’ll repeal that freedom of religion. I’m sure a lot of people would go for it, and then maybe we could kill each other like everyone else.

Fuck!

I’d like to add an addendum to this:

This is not an attempt to stifle “gay” rights(like they have any I do or don’t already have), this is an attempt to stifle rights. In this case, it is specifically to whittle away at freedom of religion. “Why does this have anything to do with religion?” my less astute readers ask. It comes down to the fact that that the American government and any American government in any state ought have no reference of any kind to marriage anywhere ever. Marriage is a contract between two people and god, that is all. Should the government regulate what contracts people make with their own specific gods? Should the government even think about religion at all? NO!

This all also comes back to the income tax and the slavery that it has imposed on us. If you are married, you get a whole host of incentives on your taxes, because I guess the gov wanted to encourage people to get married and have kids so their would be more slaves to auction off. It’s like in the South, eventually the triangle trade didn’t need to continue because all the slaves in America were having enough of their own babies to continue. Also, every other country had virtually eradicated it, so… Well, we have pretty much the same thing on. They provide incentives, by lifting the yoke ever so slightly on those they expect to successfully breed more slaves, that, since they come from their gov sanctioned marriage, will hopefully go on to do the same thing. Thanks, government! Of course, most marriages end in divorce now, and most divorces arrive from economic hardship, I am sure that having ALL the money you make and not just what you are allowed to keep, wouldn’t help that at all…

And also, for those in the world that think that letting gays get married will destroy the “American” family, I would also let you know that there was no mention in the Constitution about families at fucking all. They did however mention….

BOOT TO THE FACE!

NA! NA!

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ext. high plains – road – america – 2023 – day

THE INTERCEPTOR rumbles down a lonesome highway. 8 cylinders of internal combustion echo through the grasslands. Fallow earth. Neutral zone where none dare plant crops. risk v. reward, baby.

grass blows in the wind, thriving in deep top soil. the sun rests on the top of trees, threatening to set. the moon is visible in the sky.

int. interceptor – continuous

SUNGLASSES sits behind the wheel. One hand guides the steering. Holds a cigarette out the window.

Several CHILDREN(5-12) occupy the backseat. They busy themselves with their own tasks, intent on their own business with the fastidiousness of childhood curiosity, ad lib-clean weapons, snort coke, snort ritalin, smoke weed, drink grain alcohol, load magazines, read books/magazines, eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, gamble, pray, jury-rig electronics, count money.

BOXO (teenager) sits in shotgun. He carries his own shotgun(double-barreled). He is all duty and honor. He is also looking for someone to shoot in an area of miles of grassland.

BOXO
So, what’s with these black people they talk about in these books? Did they paint their faces?

SUNGLASSES
The fuck you talkin’ bout?

BOXO
Blacks? The fuck are they?

SUNGLASSES
Yeah, you don’t find those round here no more.

BOXO
You seen one?

SUNGLASSES
Yeah, they used to be around.

BOXO
So, why’d they paint themselves?

Sunglasses takes a drag and laughs to himself.

SUNGLASSES
They didn’t paint themselves. That was what color their skin was.

BOXO
They skin was black?

SUNGLASSES
Not totally black. Not like oil, though some were. Mostly it was real dark brown to lighter. Like they always had a tan, but it was darker all the time.

BOXO
Oh. Well, how’d they do that?

SUNGLASSES
They didn’t do it. God did it.

BOXO
What happened to them?

SUNGLASSES
That, God did not do.

WHOPPY(8) pipes up from the backseat. Hands Sunglasses his PIECE.

WHOPPY
Finished!

SUNGLASSES
Thank you, boy.

Flicks cig out the window. Grabs and holsters weapon. Hands the child a candy bar.

As he goes to the backseat, Whoppy fights off the other children to get his first bite and then hides the rest of what he keeps in one of his many pockets.

WHOPPY
So, why did God make them so dark?

Sunglasses lights another.

SUNGLASSES
They didn’t get sunburns.

Whoppy stares out the window.

WHOPPY
Hell, maybe we should paint ourselves black.

SUNGLASSES
Hell, maybe.

ext. road – cont.

The interceptor speeds past.

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John Stossel is a pimp!

I haven’t watched the whole thing yet, but god damn is the first part good. It’s like an hour or so, but it’s a beautiful thing. Also, what I have been saying THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME!

If you had a fire, would you call an arsonist to put it out?

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As long as I am youtubeing black people, I will send the message out this way…

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Who does the East Side Militia back at this moment for the election for the man they will call POTUS? I knew that would be a hot topic of discussion and could engender wild speculation.

So, I will lay it out for y’all:

Alan Keyes.

Hells yes.

I will link you to why:

Fuck y’all!

CWB(like DWB only it is campaigning, not driving)

Yeah, this is the part where he talks shit on gays:

For the record, the ESM does not disapprove of the gays of this great country, but on the contrary really has it in for the straight men. There is no logical sense to it, especially since they are not competing for the same turf. It’s like a fisherman getting pissed at a farmer. Wtf? All the old westerns were about ranchers fighting with farmers for a reason. But I digress…

Back to my favorite candidate they will let me vote for:

Get some, whitey!

And, yeah, this is the ESM, so…

Really, it is because Christ would vote for him:
Btw, if you didn’t watch it, Christ would not vote for Obama.

And this is the clip I have been looking for this whole time:

Particular gem: “We are worse of then serfs…”

Of course, he is also frothingly anti-abortion. But, as I think I have stated in a previous post, I do not let that issue into my head when voting, especially at the federal level. Abortion is essentially an issue of when it is viewed as murder, so it is an issue for the states, because it is an issue of specific criminal law which the founders rightfully did not put in the hands of the federal government. And, btw, if you think people didn’t have abortions in 1785, then you really don’t understand history at all. So, fuck how he believes in abortion and fuck how anyone running for the president believes in abortion. Will it be an issue that will be influenced by the decision this November? Yes, it definitely will. Should it be? No. But I am going to put my fingers in my ears and not give a fuck about it. When there is the slavery of the income tax, the corrupt tyranny of the Federal Reserve, and the rampant adventurism on the part of the Commander-in-Chief with no regard to the lives and true duty of our military, then I just have to forget about an issue that I don’t even think is an issue that should even be up for discussion. I don’t give a fuck about their opinions on local ordinances, that is the purvey of local councils and mayors. I don’t give a fuck about their views on abortions because that is the purvey of state legislatures. I suppose people might consider it about their own choice for a state legislator, but I think the budget and having Arnie asking for a few bill to cover up shortcomings in a state with a supposed “balanced budget” requirement, is a bit of a bigger issue at this current juncture. Also, I don’t vote on abortion or have a public opinion about it, period. At all. Sick of it.

And it’s a throw-away vote anyways. You think Obama isn’t going to win California by a landslide? This state bluer than hispanics are racist. I probably am not supposed to say shit like that. Oi! Oi! Oi!

I can’t wait til my grandchildren ask me what it was like to vote for the first black president. I’ll tell them it was an honor, but that I didn’t vote for that other asshole. Then, when they report it to their local Gestapo branch, stormtroopers will bust down my door and kill me in the street. Ha! Who am I kidding? I’ll already be in a gulag.

Vote Alan Keyes! Because sometimes he says some really awesome shit. Also, everyone else fucking sucks.

Balls…I just did a minute amount of research and saw that he must be for a marriage amendment. Fuck that. Fuck everything about that. I guess now I am just voting for him, because it’s funny and he jumped in a mosh pit on Micheal Moore’s old tv show.

You knew it was coming(if you know as much about Keyes as I do):

The Machine Rages On…fuck you, Gary Bauer. Go fuck a dude.

As Micheal Moore so eloquently put it, he may be a right wing lunatic, but he is my right wing lunatic.

Fuck politicians. Fuck taxes. Fuck wars. Remember the Constitution. Freedom for all. End the Fed.

ESM out-

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I was listening to Kanye West’s Cant’ Tell Me Nothing and I realised that I had perhaps never voiced the purpose of the East Side Militia.

The East Side Militia is dedicated to the purpose that Man Ought Be Free.

So, fuck off, buddy.

WWTJD?

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to whom much is given, much is tested.

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