It was lightning last night. There were storms over the ocean. I could see it here.

A local NBC newscaster accidentally called Barack Obama Osama Bin Laden. It was funny.

There was just a group of assholes outside telling each other jokes and one of the assholes had a louder and more obnoxious laugh than I do. I pity and despise him.

I am still breathing.

I missed Gen Con this year and am bummed about it.

I ate a piece of pizza and a peanut butter smoothie today.

How’s that for a blog?