The official East Side Militia position on Monday’s game:

You should feel blessed to have watched in and remember how long a hundred yards can be.

And a pothead got smashed.

Haha! Canadian football is for pussies.

Joey Porter bless his sold soul played his heart out. It hurt to see him play so well, but you know he just felt envious of the Steelers. Yeah, sure the Steelers weren’t great last year but god damn they weren’t the damn Dolphins.

And blame damn global warming. In a normal November setting the ground would be rock hard and the sod would lay down it like no problem. But when it rains in November in a place where it doesn’t rain in November, then what are you going to do?

Official East Side Militia opinion on artificial turf:

Fuck Astroturf.

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