dnc obama conference call with family

Posted by moonpie on 26 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: politics

that scene was akward. and the post obnoxious noise assault was an absolute farcical mind blast. Chris Mathews is a Mindflayer. Keep in mind he has a damage reduction.

Keith Olberman has backwayds hands. I saw it for the first time tonight. I will have to just get some kind of copy of this whole feed and transcripts and just have fun at it. But this shit is embarrasing. If you apologize for being sycophantic, it means you are a sycophant.

update from the east side

Posted by moonpie on 16 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: weather, words

It was lightning last night. There were storms over the ocean. I could see it here.

A local NBC newscaster accidentally called Barack Obama Osama Bin Laden. It was funny.

There was just a group of assholes outside telling each other jokes and one of the assholes had a louder and more obnoxious laugh than I do. I pity and despise him.

I am still breathing.

I missed Gen Con this year and am bummed about it.

I ate a piece of pizza and a peanut butter smoothie today.

How’s that for a blog?

One Last Thing… (2005)

Posted by moonpie on 29 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: words, cinema

One Last Thing… (2005)

Just watched this movie. It was obviously made to show off HD technology or promote it someway. It was produced by HDnet and had Wyclef Jean. Schmaltzy balls.

The worst part was the performance of the hot girl over the dead kid. I would be pissed if I was that kid. She ought to be crying and wailing and tearing her clothes. That will be my baramoter of success in this life, is how many wailing screaming clothes tearing women you have weaping over my grave. Some ought to have infants and confused looks on their faces.

Also, you know it’s bullshit, because Wyclef Jean played and Angel. And everyone knows God never made black Angels.

Can you say that on the internet?

On a related side note, while I used to curse out plat farmers, I now tell them to find Jesus. That HAS to fuck with them more.

carbon credits

Posted by moonpie on 26 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: comics, militia business, words

carbon credits

lol.

*that out loud laughter will cost you 32 cents*

*please limit your exhalations or incur further charges*

*thank you*

WATCHMEN MOVIE

Posted by moonpie on 24 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: comics

WATCHMEN MOVIE

The world will look up and shout, “Save us,” and I’ll whipser, “No.”

If you haven’t read this comic, you are as stupid as I was.

“Do it.”

“DO IT!!!”

senate bill s 1959

Posted by moonpie on 23 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: politics, militia business

Holy smokes.

Holy smokes.

Free speech? Not interested. I wonder where I’ll have to go to get my blogger’s license. I’m sure they’ll be happy to give it to a militia.

Google this bitch while you are still allowed.

quitting smoking

Posted by moonpie on 21 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: bitchin'

I’m not. Just to get that out of the way. I would love to not stick these paper fucks in my face every hour of every day, but I’m not. The future is open, but the future is the future.

I think I just like seeing the smoke come out of my face. It’s like Christopher Lee in Conan the Destroyer when he is fighting it out with Mako and he blows smoke out of his nose. You know he just took a puff and they got the shot. That’s as simple as it gets, but it looks like he is in the middle of a spellfight epic style and that is the radness.

That, of course, isn’t why I keep doing it. I keep doing it, because I fucking go nuts if I don’t. I was able to not do it when I was dating that girl I dated last, but the moment she left I lit up. I just had to. It is called addiction, fags. It sucks, but it is some real shit. Luckily I am not like that about alcohol. Btw, ought I have put a comma after luckily in the last sentence? I can’t remember if, after an adverb in the beginning of a sentence, one puts a comma.

Anyways, it is a weird form of control when you don’t feel you have any. It is a simple object, but one you have total control over. You put it in your mouth, you light it, and then it burns down to nothing and you put it out.

Control.

Funny that I say it is a form of control when I obviously have no control over my need to keep iterating a useless function. I’ve done other drugs. We’ll use alcohol as an example, because it is legal and this is a public forum. You drink and you get fucked up. The more you drink, the more you get fucked up. The more you do most drugs, the more you get fucked up. Cigarettes only fuck up your health and, after a while, make you feel normal. What a bunch of fucking gypsy bullshit. And I have wasted so much money on it. Just to feel normal. Fuck.

Indians used to use it to send up prayers. They thought they would send their messages to their heathen god via the smoke. I use that sometimes. I have sent prayers up with my smoke. Some may have worked. Some may not have. If I understood god’s ways, then I would be in a different spot than I am now.

So, anyways, I’m not quitting. I am just writing about it. And smoking.

Fuck.

breathe on, little sister, breathe on

Posted by moonpie on 20 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

GOT YOUR NOSE in BME/News [Publishers Ring]

fuck that guy. retard. anyways.

This blog is about hope. It will probably be pretty short.

Holy shit.

put your money where my mouth is

Posted by moonpie on 10 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: politics, militia business, outside world, wtf?

Alright, I am putting up a pool.

I will put 20 dollars on October 12th as the day we drop bombs on Iran.

Rules to betting are, if the date passes and we haven’t dropped bombs on Iran, then you lose and forfeit your cash. For the sake of not fucking myself over, I am instituting a 10 day gap on betting dates. For example, the latest date before my bet you can choose is October 2nd. You could choose October 13th, but it wouldn’t be very smart(unless you know something I don’t know).

Put your bet and date in the comments section. Put questions in the comments section.

Btw: 3 and a half hours of rad

black, white, yellow

Posted by moonpie on 03 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: politics, words

I’ll tell you what… vote obama. You know why? Because everyone says he is hope and change. and when he isn’t. I want to be able to say I told you so. It is time to destroy it all.

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