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“The determining factor in terms of growth for equity investors will be the availability and the cost of debt capital,” says Strategas’s Mr. Trennert. “Companies that have access to the credit markets will have a decided advantage.”

WSJ Jan 6 or something, the sixth day of the 9th year of the second millenia since Christ’s apparent birth.

We are all debt slaves.

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site admin, mother fucker. that is me. Thank you, Dan Abretske. There is little I actuall control in my life. I am in debt past the point that I can pay. I am living on what would amount to a couch if I didn’t have a friend with a couch and I am drinking his gin because he hates it and it is in his liquor cabinet. Which, btw(my favorite acronym) not big enough for his bottles of schnapps and coconut rum(btw, yeah I know, but I still love him.)

I am a fuck up. I have known this for years. I am the fuck up of my side of the family. This is just the case. It is empirical fact. It isn’t what I should be writing for the whole world to see, but it is the truth. Like every kind of fuck up the world has ever seen I am a lot of fun, and I know this, but I am still what is empircially known as a fuck up. I have a great deal of potential, but would I really be a fuck up if I didn’t . I have fantastic genes. So, yes my sight is bad, but that doesn’t matter in this day and age except for maybe the last time I got drunk with Shawn and Jon my glasses got seriously fucked up, but it was a lot of fun because, reference above, I am a fuck up.

Something really fucked with me tonight. I was watching Bob and TOm on the TV because that is what Rob turns the TV to when there is nothing more ot watch( I turn it to Fox News, Because I am a sucker for hot blondes) and the pschologist said something fucking crazy that fucked with me hardcore. He said that depression is just a form of anger. Now, I know this. Subliminally. Sub-consciously. I know this. I am the angriest fucker I know. This is just a fact. Just a fucking fact. If you are reading this, you know. This is a fact.

I blame it on my father sometimes, because he is, perhaps, the second angriest fucker I know. I made a vow to myself at a very young age, that I would never smoke. If you are an avid reader, you know now that smoking is a huge part of my current life. I made a vow, but I wanted to know what it was all about. Why can’t you stop doing this bs I would as myself(first sentence with improper comma usage). Well, now I know. Fuck.

What pisses me off is that my dad isn’t a fuck up at all, but my being a fuck up makes him kind of a fuck up, because what kind of a person has a fuck up for a son. I work with 16 year olds for fuck’s sake. I kind of like it, because it reminds me that I have the potential to not be a TOTAL fuckup(because these kids are worthless) but ultimately when in Rome, so I am still a fuckup, and the paycheck, oh god the paycheck. I used to make more money in a fucking day than I make in a week doing more disgusting bullshit.

WTF?

So, I don’t know what to say. I sort of try, but back to the whole depression thing, I am so fucking angry. I am angry the world is such a shit place. I just don’t see the point of putting out any god damn effort, because, in the end, it won’t garner me anything but the chance to maybe produce a son that is a bigger fuckup than me. At least I’m not breaking bottles with a god damn golf club anymore. Mostly, probably because I don’t have a golf club.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I smoke less now, because I am not so nearly as depressed and because it is cold as fuck outside. I take two drags and smoke half of one and scuttle in like a fucking refugee. Black people.

And I am out.

Also, I don’t even think that Hamas started shooting those rockets. The conspiracy shot the first 6 and they just played along after. THe whole thing is to keep press coverage away from the riots about the central banks. I have nothing to back this up but intuition. I await the death squad.

You just wait.

I had the first photographs taken of my tattoos in 8 years at new year’s. I think Jason was getting back at me for trying to kiss him.

What a fag.

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Watching the Sex and the City movie. Lovin’ it!

I will still always love the standby screwdriver, but when I want to act classy it is all about the Bombay Saphire and soda with a twist of lemon.

Yeah, you bet your ass.

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So, it looks like Israel is invading itself. Hope no beautiful chested jewish girls or the vise versa of Palestinians(better known as “dog people” to Arabs) get wasted.

What a bitch and what a silly bit of nonsense. Still, it is obviously a proving ground for what happens in a conflit between a decentralized guerrilla force and a high tech US sponsored military. So far it has been pretty predictable with satellite/whatever guided missiles killing way more people than randomly shot off bullshit that essentially ammounts to high tech pipe bombs. We’ll eventually see how it all works out. We’ll see what the IDF learned from Lebanon 2 and a half years ago. Also, how much money is America going to have to spend on this additional proxy war. And, in case you are wondering, America isn’t saying shit, because like everything else Israel does, we are probably footing the bill for this bullshit too. Hello Weimar Republic, you’re just months/years away. I should buy a wheelbarrow while my horrible paychek means more than less than bullshit.

God bless Jesus and God bless America.

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so, a quote:

METZGER (morbidly curious): What would it please you gentlemen to have me do?
DETECTIVE: If you was to grab a way from one of us, and if it was to go off, and if a bullet was to hit young Mr. Nazi Shitface there, I wouldn’t blame you. But it would be a hard mess for us to clean up afterwards. A mess like that can go on and on.

-Deadeye Dick, randomly turned to

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ve are nihilists, lebwoski! ve beleaf in nafing!

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Prop 8 is total garbage.

It is against the American Constitution.

If you want to make a change to that constitution, then start an amendment and we’ll repeal that freedom of religion. I’m sure a lot of people would go for it, and then maybe we could kill each other like everyone else.

Fuck!

I’d like to add an addendum to this:

This is not an attempt to stifle “gay” rights(like they have any I do or don’t already have), this is an attempt to stifle rights. In this case, it is specifically to whittle away at freedom of religion. “Why does this have anything to do with religion?” my less astute readers ask. It comes down to the fact that that the American government and any American government in any state ought have no reference of any kind to marriage anywhere ever. Marriage is a contract between two people and god, that is all. Should the government regulate what contracts people make with their own specific gods? Should the government even think about religion at all? NO!

This all also comes back to the income tax and the slavery that it has imposed on us. If you are married, you get a whole host of incentives on your taxes, because I guess the gov wanted to encourage people to get married and have kids so their would be more slaves to auction off. It’s like in the South, eventually the triangle trade didn’t need to continue because all the slaves in America were having enough of their own babies to continue. Also, every other country had virtually eradicated it, so… Well, we have pretty much the same thing on. They provide incentives, by lifting the yoke ever so slightly on those they expect to successfully breed more slaves, that, since they come from their gov sanctioned marriage, will hopefully go on to do the same thing. Thanks, government! Of course, most marriages end in divorce now, and most divorces arrive from economic hardship, I am sure that having ALL the money you make and not just what you are allowed to keep, wouldn’t help that at all…

And also, for those in the world that think that letting gays get married will destroy the “American” family, I would also let you know that there was no mention in the Constitution about families at fucking all. They did however mention….

BOOT TO THE FACE!

NA! NA!

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ext. high plains - road - america - 2023 - day

THE INTERCEPTOR rumbles down a lonesome highway. 8 cylinders of internal combustion echo through the grasslands. Fallow earth. Neutral zone where none dare plant crops. risk v. reward, baby.

grass blows in the wind, thriving in deep top soil. the sun rests on the top of trees, threatening to set. the moon is visible in the sky.

int. interceptor - continuous

SUNGLASSES sits behind the wheel. One hand guides the steering. Holds a cigarette out the window.

Several CHILDREN(5-12) occupy the backseat. They busy themselves with their own tasks, intent on their own business with the fastidiousness of childhood curiosity, ad lib-clean weapons, snort coke, snort ritalin, smoke weed, drink grain alcohol, load magazines, read books/magazines, eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, gamble, pray, jury-rig electronics, count money.

BOXO (teenager) sits in shotgun. He carries his own shotgun(double-barreled). He is all duty and honor. He is also looking for someone to shoot in an area of miles of grassland.

BOXO
So, what’s with these black people they talk about in these books? Did they paint their faces?

SUNGLASSES
The fuck you talkin’ bout?

BOXO
Blacks? The fuck are they?

SUNGLASSES
Yeah, you don’t find those round here no more.

BOXO
You seen one?

SUNGLASSES
Yeah, they used to be around.

BOXO
So, why’d they paint themselves?

Sunglasses takes a drag and laughs to himself.

SUNGLASSES
They didn’t paint themselves. That was what color their skin was.

BOXO
They skin was black?

SUNGLASSES
Not totally black. Not like oil, though some were. Mostly it was real dark brown to lighter. Like they always had a tan, but it was darker all the time.

BOXO
Oh. Well, how’d they do that?

SUNGLASSES
They didn’t do it. God did it.

BOXO
What happened to them?

SUNGLASSES
That, God did not do.

WHOPPY(8) pipes up from the backseat. Hands Sunglasses his PIECE.

WHOPPY
Finished!

SUNGLASSES
Thank you, boy.

Flicks cig out the window. Grabs and holsters weapon. Hands the child a candy bar.

As he goes to the backseat, Whoppy fights off the other children to get his first bite and then hides the rest of what he keeps in one of his many pockets.

WHOPPY
So, why did God make them so dark?

Sunglasses lights another.

SUNGLASSES
They didn’t get sunburns.

Whoppy stares out the window.

WHOPPY
Hell, maybe we should paint ourselves black.

SUNGLASSES
Hell, maybe.

ext. road - cont.

The interceptor speeds past.

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John Stossel is a pimp!

I haven’t watched the whole thing yet, but god damn is the first part good. It’s like an hour or so, but it’s a beautiful thing. Also, what I have been saying THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME!

If you had a fire, would you call an arsonist to put it out?

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As long as I am youtubeing black people, I will send the message out this way…

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